Derby wives

Ok so while I was cleaning up the forum the other day I found this post. And after talking to pain ow last night we thought it would be fun to repost it. So. Post ur wives here or if ur available and looking. Once the post slow down I'll make a new list!!!



derby wives
  Admin on Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:23 am
i have included a list of all vet missfit relationships (left out the ins and outs of harems because then we get scandalous!!) please add here or correct me if i am wrong on them. newbies/freshies-please add when you have found your wife-i know some of you have. we wanna know!!!!!!!!


MissFit Wives
Moxie thundersox-----Pushy and Patches
Bruiz e homemaker---Derby Single!!
Hell’s melle-------------Rita Rogue
Wrecka holmes-------K T Wrecks
K t wrecks--------------Wrecka Holmes
Ward of the skate----Derby Harem-Big Bang Theory-Ass Crack Jack *all
Nonny noisemaker---Camp Rockurass
Camp rockurass------Nonny Noisemaker
Daize aster-------------Derby Single!! *she likes it that way and is involved in some harems*
Amanda tori suicide—Derby Single?
Malice Cullen----------Big love derby fam
Cherry scarcia---------Big love derby fam
The Eduskater—Big love derby fam
Left hook zook---------9 Milly
Manda lorian---JMFK
Assaultine cracker jackers----Derby Single *pending ward of the skate
9 milly------------------Left Hook Zook
Jmfk--------------------Manda Lorian
Royal pennanbaum---Derby Single?
Louden surly------------ Candie Necklash
Candie necklash---------Louden Surly
Ivy Packin---------------Iron Tits
Iron Tits-----------------Ivy Packin *yedda tha shredda
Snarker Posey----------------------Derby Single!! *and our newest missfit on the market!!
Maimy Smears------Gorie Beserka------Hot and dangerous----sister wives (sorry girls i like the name changes i have taken the liberty of making-this is amy, mindy and laurie)


Last edited by Admin on Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:39 am; edited 3 times in total

OMG! This is list is so old!

So, I'm married to IVY Packin' and so is Tayz T Cakes. Tayz is also married to Amanda Tori Suicide.

I am also married to Patches O'HulaJam. Patches is also married to Dinah D. Molisher.

That takes care of my wifeys and my by proxies!

SO old, I couldn't find my name because it says The Eduskater! Ha! I'm married to Malice, Cherry, and Maully

Ha! So old. So Candi and Milly are married...we can prolly take some names off there. Penn and Suicide where married but Penn is no longer...Tits is also gone and Daize an Mister Bates are wives there are like way more but that's just a few.

I'm married to Cirque D Slay and to my NS(h)O wife, B Dizzy!

Rosie and Sick are my wifeys, and Rosie is also Sick's wifey. That takes care of Rosie and myself---you're on your own, Sick!

Common Denominatrix wrote:OMG! This is list is so old!

So, I'm married to IVY Packin' and so is Tayz T Cakes. Tayz is also married to Amanda Tori Suicide.

I am also married to Patches O'HulaJam. Patches is also married to Dinah D. Molisher.

That takes care of my wifeys and my by proxies!

You are sooooo on top of it, Wifey!! xoxoxo

I am now married to both Manda Lorian and Rita Rogue. I'm one lucky motherfucker.

Ima Schoolya wrote:SO old, I couldn't find my name because it says The Eduskater! Ha! I'm married to Malice, Cherry, and Maully

awww, i didn't know maully was added to the mix. so cute!

I got a hold of two brunette hotties hearts: Damanda and Brunette Bruiser

do i even have to post that natomic, jenna, and I are the best wifeys on the planet? also - ross is my ns-Ho wife (husband?)

I am sick's NS(h)O wife! she is kind of a derby whore

Ha, I was still derby single!
I have been with my loving wives, Jusda Tip and Ward of the Skate, a year in February!

Skarebear Stabra

Danielle Saad wrote:I am sick's NS(h)O wife! she is kind of a derby whore

Does Sick even know how many wives she has?

It is hard to keep track! Half of them dont skate anymore. I guess I have 1 NShO wifey, 3 MissFit skater wifeys, 2 punisher wifeys, and 6 retired wives. oh and a couple Missfitresses! and who knows maybe a few on the DL!

Common Denominatrix wrote:OMG! This is list is so old!

So, I'm married to IVY Packin' and so is Tayz T Cakes. Tayz is also married to Amanda Tori Suicide.

I am also married to Patches O'HulaJam. Patches is also married to Dinah D. Molisher.

That takes care of my wifeys and my by proxies!

I heart you so hard core right now.

Derby single and loving it this way......but, have true derby love for Sick and Wrecksy:)

My heart belongs to Crux!!!!

I have been derby single and lookin to stay that way! That is until my lovely co captain surprised me w/ the best Christmas present a derby girl could ask for- a proposal. What could I say to the girl who's been there for me on & off the track for close to a year now, the girl who promised that as my co she would be there for me to lean on and made good on that promise, and the girl who helped choose and build the team that I love so much? There could only be one thing to say. So I am proud to say that I have mad love for my wife Ward of the Skate!

Ice and I have also recently taken the plunge and become derby wives!! so now I have 2 wives that I am madly in derby love with!! D.Smock <3's Ice Hurt and May Q. Sick!!!!